16 years ago, when my friend and I had some downtime while working at a summer camp, we got bored and put together a crazy "AI"-assisted* essay that was filled with wild ranting, references to people at camp, and other camp inside jokes, and emailed it to the main office with the subject "VERY IMPORTANT: Surrealism in the Works of Koons.". It's been a bit of a running joke since then, and I had to laugh when a few of Claude 4's commit messages had the same energy.
*STOP READING THIS.*
*OPEN YOUR CODE EDITOR.*
*TYPE THE FIRST LINE OF CODE.*
*THE TRANSACTION MACHINE BUILDS ITSELF ONE LINE AT A TIME.*
*BUILD IT NOW.*