Maybe off-topic but it's really funny to read the mental gymnastics of John Gruber at Daringfireball.

A week ago, the European Commission had something with Apple, now the US DOJ ...one might think that Apple really is doing something.

To quote Francis Urquhart [the original https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Urquhart]: "You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment"