> Boss: Jerry in accounting complains about his tickets too much. I'm going over there to give him a piece of my mind. Me: Don't give him too big a piece. You need all you can get.

Your boss may have been an idiot, but all this quote shows is you being a jerk.

Boss: Sam pushed a bug into production last week. How do we prevent that from ever happening again? Me: Don't let anyone do anything. Boss: No, I'm serious. Me: So am I.

So classic. But it's true, you could try to work with the Boss a little more. Maybe say, "it's impossible to prevent that from ever happening again, but there might be some things we can do to reduce the frequency of that happening." Then you can talk about things like (assuming that if your boss it that bad that maybe these things aren't happening) code reviews, automated testing, etc.

When you think this is a joke you should read Peopleware. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peopleware:_Productive_Projects...

I have to agree with the first comment on the page. Most of these are just the author + coworkers acting likes asshats.

You should start drawing comics for these, it could be a whole new career for you.

Don't forget to give the main character a sidekick. Maybe a dog?

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OH: "I finally figured out how to tell if my boss is lying"

"How?"

"His lips are moving"

My boss walked in carrying a duck.

I said "where'd you get the pig?"

He said, "it's not a pig -- it's a duck."

I said, "I was talking to the duck."