To be more specific, the article mimics the topic of a counter-intuitive "surprising" truth (like, for example the goat problem; or flaws in human cognition), while letting the reader down by making an obvious, easy to understand truth unnecessarily complicated.
That you think something is obvious is a fact about you, not about the world. People are not downvoting you because your English has any problems. They are downvoting you because they you’re wrong and arrogant.
"Clickbait light"