None of the information listed is private.

The phone number is unlisted, but the point is that it was supposed to be sent over HTTPS and it wasn't.

How are they forcing you?

Wouldn't that make college more expensive for everyone who was not a football or basketball player?

No. I have enough money and I don't have any use for a twitter account.

No. The past and future do not exist except as ideas. The only time is 'now'.

I made slightly more than 42 quadrillion dollars* in less than a nanosecond. Doing nothing at all. Suddenly all those 'overnight millionaires' look like punks. Wait, they are punks.

*Zimbabwe dollars (approximate value in U.S. dollars: 0.00001

tl;dr

That's what I was gonna say. Where's the data? The article is just an opinion. It seems the author thinks the 'mad-lib' style is cool and wants to believe everyone else does too.

Unfortunately it made him look like a "data fool" and makes me wonder whether we should trust all the other recommendations he presents re form design.